Hey guys! Did you miss me? YES, YOU DID. Well, I missed you, so now you should feel bad. Anyhoo, I have been wicked busy doing nothing, which means you were probably doing more important things than I was.
So how about some more random thoughts? Some of these were overheard between Wondergirl and Kid Sensation, so they are extra random.
Quit spraying it! IT’S DEAD! I have no clue what this was about because I was way too scared to go look.
Why are your pants making noise? Sit down, I can’t hear! Geez, Wondergirl. Let us wear corduroy in peace around here. By “us”, I mean me. By “let” I mean “shut your pie-hole”.
Did I say you could sit by me? No she didn’t.
She looks like a social worker named Pauline. This is what I thought when I saw Wondergirl’s hilarious school picture. Okay, this is what I said out loud.
AAAAAHHHH! He turned on the vacuum by accident and got scared and ran. So I had to go upstairs and turn it off.
Don’t talk to me! Don’t see me! He meant don’t look at me, but he ended up sounding like John Cena instead.
Because I’m American! I don’t know why he shouted this. I don’t even know if he was talking to anyone.
Chocolate Peppermint milkshake? Darn you, Burgerville!
This is my house, I don’t have to wear a sweatshirt here, I can just turn the heat up. I just came from my folks’ house, where you definitely have to wear a sweatshirt because my dad is Mr. Freeze.
I can’t believe I just watched that. I couldn’t sleep, so I watched a movie starring DMX. I repeat, starring DMX.
So is it MY turn to run up the stairs screaming at the top of my lungs? No, cause if I do it, then people start throwing words around like “breakdown” and “crazy”.
I can’t have anything! Looking at the demolition derby that is my house through the blur of tears of self-pity.
I forgot how funny the old Looney Tunes are! And racist, don’t forget racist.
This book is terrible. I read the whole thing, though, and by the time I got to the end, it was still terrible.
I think that’s it. You guys, 2014 had been pretty great with you. I will be back in 2015 with a new feature starring Optimus Prime’s brother, Omega Prime. Mama Prime knows what I’m talking about (ooooh, I’m so cryptic…)
Bye ya’ll! See you next year!